A night in Jail

Last night one of our tenants discovered his dog was missing. Rusty decided to escape out of the yard when no one was looking. Before long my man was on a mission trying to find Rusty since he felt partly responsible for leaving the gate unlatched. He was doing some work in the yard and had gone to his truck for some tools. Not knowing the gate was open ,the tenant let his dog out to do his business. Since Rusty's owner is in a wheelchair it would have been difficult for him to cover much ground on his own. So my man heads down the street and asks some guy if he had seen a cute little fluffy brown dog wandering around unattended. To his surprise the guy said there was a little brown dog inside the local pub at the corner where he had just left. My man hurries down the street, goes into the bar only to find out that animal control had just left moments ago with the dog. He calls animal control and they said it would cost $160.00 to have him delivered back home. So he said he would pick him up. They told him he would have to wait till the morning as they were closed for the night.
So this morning we made a trip to the pound to spring Rusty from his night on the town. Boy was he happy to see us! We got him outside and he had to pee like there was no tomorrow.....

....I wonder how many beers he drank before he got busted......